Friend

I have a friend...
who is on call with me tonight
who is equivalent to a cosmopolitan virgin transatlantic
who has an armenian patient who does not speak armenian (blasphemy!)
while he certainly does (aboosh!)
who has a pair of fins and snorkeler in his closet
who sends postcards to the edge
who has the most expensive biggest best things ever
who does not believe in passports
who is the Son of Intelligent (Ibn Zaki)
who believes in different knives for different cheeses
who will be the chief of all chiefs to be
who has gone where no lebanese has gone before
who can do a round-off better than me; and ok a cartwheel too
who has now run to his call room and refuses to inspire me
and oh, who has tanned so hard that he even tanned his popliteal fossa, imagine that!