Reflections from far mland

Saturday, August 05, 2006

phonecall

August 5, 2006
Time: 5 AM
a sleepy village in the Metn mountains of Lebanon (a predominantly Christian area)

the House with the Funny Tree around the Corner

shrill ringing of the telephone

- my aunt (scrambling downstairs in a panic, with thoughts of the remains of one of us lying mangled somewhere in the World): allooooo?

- recorded voice:
this is a message from Israel
we have conquered Ba'albek and we are coming to rid you of Hezbollah
we want you to know we are behind the Lebanese people all the way.
we support you!

my aunt hangs up with a bang

August 5, 2006
Time: 2:30 AM
the same sleepy village

the House underneath the Church of the Strange Saint who rumor has it used to be a Thief before Converting

Nokia tune dances in the livingroom

S (still dazed from sleep, thinks it is his daughter from America): allo yes?

Voice recording:
We are the country of Israel
We want to warn you to be careful.
There are rats among the homes, and we are coming to exterminate them.

S hangs up.

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