vegas

never EVER agree to attend a timeshare presentation in vegas, even if they offer the whole casino on a tray
or a limo ride
or half-price tickets to cirque du soleil
or 2 free nights in the hotel
cover your ears bite your tongue and keep walking
why share time anyway

to us: "soooo, tell me; after all that, why will you still not buy into our little piece of paradise??"

us (exchange look): "uhh. because of our personality?"

don't think she's ever heard that one before!