sandwich
i was pondering upon the meaning of life and such today while having (still having) a pyjama day and opened fridge door with anticipation of mixing and matching different food items into grotesquely juicy sandwich (that's how i slide my closet door in morning) but yeah. not happening. lone egg, and nutella. nothing else in that vast country.
it was an existential moment i tell you. neither of them centered, they were on different shelves, each a little off. great hungry photographic opportunity. before we go any further, no. i did not have a boiled egg with dribbles of nutella slithered across it. i closed fridge door and stopped pondering abt life because my hunger was becoming a more pressing issue. life is too complicated anyway, especially when all you have is nutella and an egg.
so i thought i'd blog mindless bloggable non-sense to distract my stomach but it ain't working
this is egg-scruciatingly egg-scrutiating so don't have any egg-spectations today
in case u're wondering what's so bad abt having nutella in fridge, well it's like eve and the apple. i'm on a try-to-resist-the-nutella-in-the-fridge campaign but when all you have for alternative is an egg. well then. poor eve, and they had the balls to blame her too! pfff.
it was an existential moment i tell you. neither of them centered, they were on different shelves, each a little off. great hungry photographic opportunity. before we go any further, no. i did not have a boiled egg with dribbles of nutella slithered across it. i closed fridge door and stopped pondering abt life because my hunger was becoming a more pressing issue. life is too complicated anyway, especially when all you have is nutella and an egg.
so i thought i'd blog mindless bloggable non-sense to distract my stomach but it ain't working
this is egg-scruciatingly egg-scrutiating so don't have any egg-spectations today
in case u're wondering what's so bad abt having nutella in fridge, well it's like eve and the apple. i'm on a try-to-resist-the-nutella-in-the-fridge campaign but when all you have for alternative is an egg. well then. poor eve, and they had the balls to blame her too! pfff.

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