Missing Blueberry

tip from my post-tipsy somnolent self on a bleak-looking desolate sunday morning:

if you drink on an empty stomach true you'll cease to feel the harrowing pangs of hunger but not only will you be inebriated (with a joyfully tipsy-ring to it)enough that you cannot drive home, you'll forget you ever drove there in the first place!

so despite the intricate car-robbing theories you have just devised that would have had Miss Marple finally resign herself to a life of bingo the case of the missing blueberry car is none other than the case of poor old Blueberry lone in an empty parkinglot waiting patiently while climbing the Ladder of Parking-Ticket-Charge as we speak...

now back to bed for champagne wishes and caviar dreams (anyone used to watch Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous?)