dogville

this is my neighborhood cafe. where everyone i know, or don't know, hangs out.
this is also where all the dogs in the world hang out. the ones that are not in my building, that is.
they are the most unfriendly nasty little creatures ever. the more they bark the more they're petted. the day i took that picture one twisted devil of a black dog was showing his teeth and gnarling and salivating and almost chewed my, ummm, my behind. and everyone around him was beaming with appreciation for some cute factor i failed to see. grrrrrrr.
this is where they will take over the world. just you wait. and despite all propaganda and peer pressure i will not be subject to guilt over being a dog-hater.
why can't dogs hang out with dogs and men with men?
efffffft.