greener pastures

BREAKING NEWS:

the ICC (Israeli Coalition of Cows) has joined the IDF and has been more successful thus far.


our grass is always greener, remember that!

when interrogated about the extent of their grazing incursions, a brash young cow, with a shrug and a mightier-than-thou look, announced haughtily:

"we're advancing towards our natural grazing borders, of course! the litani, where else?!"