the bracelet
got a glimpse of a gold bracelet on the wrist of a man yest and thought of a lebanesey boy with a frenchey accent and sebagos without socks and hair parted on the side, in a too-straight line, the rebellious hairs tamed down with gel and turtle-neck pants with a shiny leather belt
then i'm walking from south to north, on the 'cellullaire'
"allooo? eh hi - (now streaming in arabic) - eh a million consults (nag) - no time to pee - (nagnag) - shou? huheueu (in english)nooo are u kidding -(in arabic now) - at 6 in the effing morning - (naaaaag) - blahblahblah abt fatigue/anti-social behaviour/more fatigue/boredom etc - ahh (in french) television?"
strange man (of the bracelet!) walking in front of me stops, turns back and walks towards me
(me to cellullaire) "euuuh p"..
(man, in arabic) "are you lebanese?"
(me in arabic) "eeeh, oh you're the first arab person i meet in this hospital (restrain a jump) to the cellullaire "p later there's an arab.."
(man) i heard you speaking lebanese..
(me) wow you're arab (thump thump) didn't know any existed in this place
(man) yesss. i'm lebanese. and you're lebanese.
(me) soo, do you know many arabs around here?
(man) well you know there's this church. pause. you're christian right?
(me, appalled) ummm i guess i am?
(man) well many lebanese christians go to this church
(me fumbling and not jumping) mmm.
(exchange of numbers)
he lifts his hand in a gesture and bracelet flashes
well if you need anything gimme a call ok?
(me) yesss yessss
the stereotype and his bracelet walk away.
less than 2 minutes.
to ask if i was a christian.
then i'm walking from south to north, on the 'cellullaire'
"allooo? eh hi - (now streaming in arabic) - eh a million consults (nag) - no time to pee - (nagnag) - shou? huheueu (in english)nooo are u kidding -(in arabic now) - at 6 in the effing morning - (naaaaag) - blahblahblah abt fatigue/anti-social behaviour/more fatigue/boredom etc - ahh (in french) television?"
strange man (of the bracelet!) walking in front of me stops, turns back and walks towards me
(me to cellullaire) "euuuh p"..
(man, in arabic) "are you lebanese?"
(me in arabic) "eeeh, oh you're the first arab person i meet in this hospital (restrain a jump) to the cellullaire "p later there's an arab.."
(man) i heard you speaking lebanese..
(me) wow you're arab (thump thump) didn't know any existed in this place
(man) yesss. i'm lebanese. and you're lebanese.
(me) soo, do you know many arabs around here?
(man) well you know there's this church. pause. you're christian right?
(me, appalled) ummm i guess i am?
(man) well many lebanese christians go to this church
(me fumbling and not jumping) mmm.
(exchange of numbers)
he lifts his hand in a gesture and bracelet flashes
well if you need anything gimme a call ok?
(me) yesss yessss
the stereotype and his bracelet walk away.
less than 2 minutes.
to ask if i was a christian.

6 Comments:
here they directly ask: which church do u go to? (u dont go to church, u dont exist) concept.
By
gitanes legeres, at Friday, October 27, 2006 12:03:00 AM
was he cute at least? or shee khara inside out?
By
Laila K, at Friday, October 27, 2006 8:37:00 AM
chloe behave, we don't khara - we say caca. :))
By
Ghassan, at Friday, October 27, 2006 3:04:00 PM
the guy is single and looking I assume.
so he wanted to know.
HE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU RE A LEBANESE CHRISTIAN.
Jus tell him about that church you know so well.
By
Anonymous, at Friday, October 27, 2006 5:14:00 PM
mewkie i guess god works in mysterious ways :)
(and he works fast!)
anny usually it's "who's daughter are u"
gl, dunno, maybe it works?
chloe i was blinded by the bracelet
gus :)
p don't worry the church will tell him abt me
no he's a nice guy
By
rouba, at Saturday, October 28, 2006 1:46:00 AM
rouba,
bitseer bi a7san el 3a2ileit, aw elmestashfayeit. :)
Lol on Gus and our famous princess. :D
(let's hope she will remain a chloe ;) )
By
Hilal CHOUMAN, at Saturday, October 28, 2006 8:45:00 PM
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